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dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER:  You Insist On Being The Little Spoon

Listen, I know there are no real laws in the world of cuddling, but I made the mistake of mentioning to my friends that you prefer to the be the little spoon and they burst out laughing. Why? Well…maybe because I’m a female. The fact is, it took me a while to get over the fact that you are a half an inch shorter than me. But I did, because you are so sensitive and loving and “not like the other guys”. But you gotta understand why I’m getting mixed signals when you spank me, try to bust on my face, ask if I’d ever want to try anal, and then want me to hold you in my arms like a small child after we’re done. Now I’m all for being a strong woman and not needing a man to take care of me or whatever, but when I’m singing you lullabies and rocking you to sleep it makes me wonder if I should be double checking for which one of us has the penis. You’re a sweet guy, how bout you try on these pants for size?

Now please roll over or something, I can’t feel my arm.

A Guest Dealbreaker Written by Carly.

…and they all end up wanting to be Little Spoon… that’s how it always ends up..